My Dog Hates Me

And it’s killing me inside

Night Sight on the Pixel 3 is siiiiick
The Fortress of Chairitude, as I have come to call it.
She’s only successfully bitten my face once.
I initially took these because they were sweet and cute and I thought my girlfriend would like them, but I include them here so as to demonstrate being cockblocked by my dog. Look at that smug look of self-satisfaction…
She also refuses to walk more than ten feet from our apartment with me. Just goes out, pees, and turns right around and demands that I take her home…
Like so. She’s incredibly lazy, by the way. Like, the laziest dog I’ve ever seen.
She didn’t take this willingly.

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