Please Die in Exile, Mr. President

An Open Letter to Donald Trump

Someone saw his own ghost (Daily Mail/EPA)
Just do it.
This is, if I’m not mistaken, the only specific reference to state law he’s made in his entire time as president, which defeated a bill regulating the casino industry in Massachusetts. Like, COME ON!
This is not a federal prison.
Some of your new friends, minus the ladies of course (Tulsa Sheriff’s Dept)
Look at Rory go. This could be you. (David Cannon, Getty)
I have sexual fantasies about his first broadcast after you’ve fled. Honest to God. (Frank Franklin II, AP)

Unverified. Uncredentialed. Unpublished. Uncompromising.

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